Transponder News Satellite TV 25 November 2019

 

Astra 4A, SES-5, 4.8° e.
'Culture Svarozich’ ушёл с 12073 (H) [frocus, Igor * k]
'Rybalka TV’ появился на 12245 V, SR 30000, FEC 3/4, DVB-S2 / 8PSK, MPEG-4, Betacrypt [flysat]

Express AMU1, EUTELSAT 36A/B, 36° e.
'LenTV24’ on 12476 R, SR 27500, FEC 3/4, DVB-S2 / 8PSK, MPEG-4, DRE Crypt [Sat-Digest]

Azerspace 1, 46° e.
'Russia 1 (+2h)’ back on 11094 (H), SR 30000, FEC 5/6, DVB-S2 / 8PSK, MPEG-4, Open [frocus, rost1983]
‘Ukrainian Fashion’ ушёл с 11094 (H) [flysat]

Express AM6, Yahsat-1A, 53° e.
For 'Channel 5 (0h)’, ‘Carousel (0h)’, 'Play TV', ‘ NTV (0h)’, ‘ОТР’, perviy Kanal ‘ (0h)’, ‘Russia (0h)’, 'Russia 1 (0h)’, 'Russia 24', "TV Centr (0h)’ new reception parameters 12576 (H), SR 15284, FEC 3/4, DVB-S2/8PSK, MPEG-4, T2-MI, Open. New SR [flysat]
‘Love Radio’, 'Radio 1', 'Radio DAČA', Sputnik FM’ on 11085 V, SR 1809, FEC 3/4, Open [flysat]

Yamal 402, 55° e.
‘ NTV (+2h)’ ушёл с 11265 V [frocus, yuriy56]

ABS 2 / 2(A), 75° e.
'Live', 'Zee TV Russia’ gone with the 11605 V [flysat]

Intelsat-15 / Horizons 2, 85.2° e.
'Dialogues about fishing’ goes(ut) opened on 11760 (H), SR 28800, FEC 3/4, DVB-S2 / 8PSK, MPEG-4 [Sat-Digest]
'STS HD’ Appeared in the package “Telekarta” on 11840 (H), SR 28800, FEC 3/4, DVB-S2 / 8PSK, MPEG-4 / HD, Conax / Irdeto [flysat]

 

---

 

World Day dedicated to TV
obob_tv
You do not know, that this week all progressive humanity celebrated World Television Day? And do not tell, you have long do not watch TV. In fact, "TV" is a broader concept than that, what many people think. Yes - there is a traditional (t.n. "Classical") Linear terrestrial TV. but, except when we look at the record of the program "First Channel" through any YouTube is not TV? it is the most! And try this challenge ? So - on the Day of you TV, dear readers! Let passed. And for the occasion, we offer you a selection of topical jokes on the television category.

Today's children will never know the pain ...
In our time, we watched the match England - Nigeria at the B & W TV.
If you would add brightness, then vanished England.
If you reduce the brightness, then disappeared Team Nigeria.

If Andrei Malakhov cast a dark rag on his head, he thinks, it was night, and zamolknet.

A day in the TV show disaster, of murder, violence. And the cartoon "Well,, weather!"Now you can only look after 23:00. There wolf smokes!

Turn on Canadian TV: major country in the world - Canada.
Turn on American TV: major country in the world - the United States.
Turn on German TV: major country in the world - Germany.
Includes the Russian TV: major country in the world - Ukraine.

- Mother, and you spend a lot of time to watch TV series?
- What do you mean, Isaura! Of course, No!

Yesterday came home, I decided to watch the news on TV. Included box and satellite set-top box. On the screen appeared the words "Check card in your receiver '. checked, no card, sMALL (7 years) also in a radius of 10 meters is not observed, although usually at such moments near revolves. I found behind a sofa in a sad mood. It turned out: This little devil pulled the card from the set-top box, I cut it with scissors to the size of a standard SIM cards and stuck in into your phone. On the question naturally, which briefly sounds "Haha?"I was the reply, which is simply cut down, "I wanted to watch cartoons on your phone".

As children become comfortable to watch TV! For convenience, we enter ratings:
18+ - something interesting.
16+ - you can not see.
Everything else - all the slag.

New company Super action "" Plate + ""! until the end of the month only! Everyone who has bought a satellite dish - Satellite spoon and fork in a satellite gift!

A brief retelling of "Let Them Talk":
- You shit!
- And you're a whore!
Malakhov: - Take care of yourself and your loved ones…

The main danger of the new Smart TV, that responds to voice commands, It is, that during the show football matches, he will always switch to the harsh porn channels

On television, it is now the most positive channel - erotic, either you bombings, no murders, all love each other ...

Watched TV until he lost the remote ...

The Russians missed the TV broadcast of the ballet "Swan Lake".

Kazimir Malevich fans often watch TV just, not including.

dream, that one day I turn on the TV and hear: "Today, nothing bad happened. On Earth, everything is fine. be happy!»

 

Channel about fishing (without hunting) He appeared in Ukraine
obob_tv
In the old days, the appearance on the platform "Tricolor TV" channel "Hunter and Fisher" has had a significant advertising this operator, t.. program of such male hobbies were very much in demand, and on the TV market was a "Hunting and Fishing", which exclusively broadcast operator "Rainbow TV". Time has passed and now channels about hunters and fishing enthusiasts are nothing new. But in the former Soviet interest in the topic does not weaken and broadcasters continue to appear on the horizon of the satellite. So aired a new TV channel in Ukraine, which was called very simply - "Fishing TV" («Rybalka»). But despite the start of the broadcast to watch it is still difficult.
The TV channel "Fishing" began broadcasting from the Astra 4A satellite (4,8 g e). This new, addressed to Ukrainian viewers, It translated into a package at a frequency 12245 GHz (Paul. vertical), together with TV channels «Ukraine XD», «Uses XD», "Indigo XD", «1+1 HD», «TET XD» и «2+2 HD».
The channel began broadcasting a year after obtaining a license Ukrainian National Council on Television and Radio. Perhaps, the emergence of "Fishing" in the satellite, caused by the loss of the license and the possible threat of fines for non-compliance, contained therein, requirements.
"Fishing TV" - a new channel fishing. His program is expected to show the best fishing spots in metropolitan areas, interesting facts from the famous fishermen, reports from Ukraine and the rest of the world, interviews with the professionals, old and forgotten techniques of modern fishing and show scenes of fish dishes. The headquarters of the channel is located on the Boulevard of Lesya Ukrainka, 34 in Kiev.
Along with the launch of satellite broadcasting began coding the signal in BetaCrypt system. Known, that "Fishing TV" will be available for cable operators of Ukraine. It is not excluded and the inclusion in the satellite channel Xtra TV platform Viasat Ukraine and. But while for ordinary viewers watching the channel is not available.
Technical parameters of broadcasting:
Satellite - Astra 4A (4,8 degrees East longitude) - frequency 12,245 GHz, polarization vertical, SR: 30000, FEC: 3/4; DVB-S2/8PSK. ID: Rybalka (MPEG-2/SD). Encoding: Betacrypt